Lets make this crime last forever

YEAH SEE I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. AND I’M P SURE THERE’S FIRE INVOLVED IN THERE SOMEWHERE

oooo gurl you so right there is a FIYAH involved with some of them

BUT some of them operate like an old musket

And you don’t want to stand by a cannon as it splodes

HENCE they use a string to ‘trigger’ it

The more your know

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IM SURE THEY SELL MULTIPLE STYLES OF SHORTS or maybe he has very stubby legs
vakarianprime replied to your post:vakarianprime replied to your photoset:Got me some…
AND YOU DON’T? ???????? PULL A CORD THATS NOT HOE CANONS WORK

OH REALLY JUN?!?!?!?!?

True though maybe you are right

I mean they can not make one image for each separate set of attire

That would be way too costly

I agree with what you are saying and I am glad we talked this out like calm level headed adults YOU BIG BOWL OF DELICIOUS SOUP OF COURSE THEY PULLED A CORD BACK IN THE DAY YOU EVER SEEN A PIRATE SHIP BATTLE READ A DISNEY MOVIE FOR ONCE GEEZ ALSO THEY WOULD NEVER PICK A STUBBY LEG MAN TO SHOOT OUT OF A CANNON THAT IS LIKE PICKING A MIDGET WAIT I THINK THEY DID DO THAT COME TO THINK OF IT YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING


you can’t see his whole leg maybe they end just below the knee

Very sharp of you to notice this jun

Except I am wearing them now and they end ABOVE the knee

You are such a glass half full kind of human though

Maybe I should be more like you and not be so negative about the world and accept that maybe just maybe this clothing company is actually putting things on the tags that are actually quite useful and apt for this modern world we live in THE GUY DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING HELMET ON FOR FUCK SAKES AND THE CANON WOULD JUST FALL FORWARD AND WHO PULLED THE STRING I ASK YOU WHO LLLOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME WITH YOUR LEAP OF FUCKING FAITH I HOPE YOU WAKE UP WITH A SMILE ON YOUR ADORABLE CAT LOVING FACE YOU RIPE PIECE OF HUMAN FRUIT YOU



If you have not had this

Do so

I ate it and it was so good I passed out and woke up with that mustache

Now all the girls want me to melt cheese all over their nachos

If you know what I mean

wink wink meow woof ole maracas



Got me some new shorts on friday

JUST IN TIME FOR THE WEEKEND

Not so sure the suggested usage is accurate

But who am I to judge

WAIT A SECOND I JUST NOTICED THE GUY IN THE CANNON IS NOT EVEN WEARING SHORTS

Fuck and these shorts are way too comfortable/nice to boycott

Elongated sigh




bringbackthedinosaurs:

Found this in my laundry room a few days ago

Weirdest vibro/dildo I have ever seen

Nerd. It’s a drying/ curling brush. Hahaha
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omg well that is a load off my mind THANKS FRIEND
p.s. I totes knew what it was but simulating my ignorance of female hair power tools to crack a joke about a hummin crotch missile obviously takes priority


Do I know how to breakfast or WHAT

Italian sausage scrambled eggs with sesame seed bagel topped with cream cheese and smoked salmon

kisses fingers all french like

p.s. I totes caught and smoked that salmon myself

POUND SYMBOL LIVINGOFFTHELANDWELLSEAINTHISCASEBUTYAYOUKNOWWHATIMEANRIGHT



This is what my day job looks like

All of those wires go to an outlet in this fire hall

Guess who runs them all and then puts all the ends on them

THIS GUY YUP



Found this in my laundry room a few days ago

Weirdest vibro/dildo I have ever seen



Isnt this a rad picture

Now you guys know what I want for my tumblo birthday

flutters manlashes seductively adorable like with extra plzplzplz sauce



I ate satan steak and it was insert audio of an inferno



My oxygen producing child AKA plant is flowering

I such a proud human gardening unit right now

GET AWAY BEES SHES MY LITTLE ANGEL AND I WONT HAVE YOU SOILING HER INNOCENCE WITH YOUR LIL STINGERS




In Amurica you guys got the BLACK KEYS for a 2 man band

Here in Canada we have Death From Above 1979

They play adrenalin pumping music that is a must listen

Great for cleaning or waking up or breathing

They recently released their 2nd album after a 10 year wait

So good

Put it in your ear hole



PAUL FACTS

If Natalie D from GOT

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and the chick from Vikings (I just found out her name is Katheryn Winnick)

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Made sandwiches

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I would prob have a hot attack and require medical attention

HOT LAY D’S

(Also if you aren’t watching Game of Thrones or Vikings you need to get into it)

That is all


Hoh River Hike

Recent naturecapade I went on in the heart of Washington

IT WAS SO EPIC

Through old growth rainforest up to a glacier

When was the last time you were in the forest?

GET OUT THERE WHILE YOU’RE YOUNG

Wear a condom though

Can never be too safe


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